network social #2

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network social #2

texts from last night!

Time for some good ol' Texts From Last Night!

With a text-style font like courier, list some texts that your characters might have sent while drunk.
Or hungover, or in the middle of the night, or earlier on in the afternoon ... anything goes!

Stuck for ideas? Check out the TFLN website for inspiration!

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Comments

tighnari | genshin impact | ota

[veardant]

1. I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
2. There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
3. I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for not telling me you made weed cookies. Would appreciate a warning, next time.
4.I'm treating myself to a "you've slept with yet another mr. wrong" breakfast.5. I’m good. I learned that a man ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
6. Text him!

2

[indolentaxe]

don't worry about it. i'm sure whatever happened to that guy was entirely his own fault and totally deserved.

1 ⚖️ not in game

[lordjackal]

Why would you be the alpha drunk?

2

[fullgauntlet]

He usually shows up once he sees my phone number...

2

[callmekacchan]

He's not here for me.
He's probably here for my neighbor.

[Time to check on Izuku...]

raiden shogun (ei) | genshin impact | ota

[shihaisha]

1. I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them.
2. When this party is finally over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
3. What's a "vodkaffle"? Does it taste good? How does one make it?
4. How does one delicately ask if your friend has been arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
5. The coffee from the coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made unagi chazuke and mixed yakisoba in it that one time...
6. [ text her ]

5...hi sele it coco (not in-game yet)

[goodfaiths]

I don't think that's a normal combination...

2

[battlebugs]

Uh, I don't need your permission, I'm a DELINQUENT.

[He's focused on the wrong part of that statement.]

5

[callmekacchan]

You committed food atrocities and you should feel bad about it.

Katsuki Bakugou | My Hero Academia

[callmekacchan]

1)
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face.

2)
You texted me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.

3)
I've done worse things to better people.

4)
You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.

5)
If you pass out somewhere weird, I'm not gonna be the one dragging your unconscious ass home.

6)[Insert your own text]

5

[fullgauntlet]

Seriously, Kacchan? You're just going to leave me there in the woods? That's not very hero-like of you!

2

[heir_conditioned]

No, mine is handcrafted.

Hilda | Fire Emblem: Three Houses

[indolentaxe]

1. if you really hate him, do what i do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex and then dump him. you’ll ruin sex for him because no one will be able to compare.

2. why is there furniture in the lake???

3. i sent him nudes while he is at work because i am an evil human being.

4. i came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. i have AMAZING coping skills.

5. we were talking about kinks, and i suggested fooling around in church. i think she's into it.

6. (( text her! ))

1

[callmekacchan]

[He doesn't recognize this name or number and he doubts this was for him. And yet it feels alarmingly targeted at him???]

Nothing in that sentence made any goddamn sense.
Who the hell fucks someone they hate??
And when the hell did we have a conversation about the people I hate??

Midoriya Izuku | My Hero Academia

[fullgauntlet]

1. What am I supposed to do with three gallons of apple sauce?

2. Does anyone know how to make friends with a raccoon? Or alternatively, how do I get a raccoon out of my cottage without getting some sort of infectious disease?

3. Why is part of my fence on the roof...

4. The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your bag you were my hero.

5. I just want you to know that if there is ever a costume party I'll let you dress up as Batman and I'll go as Robin. That's how much I care.

2

[dendrosprout]

Why is there a raccoon in your cottage?

[She is CONCERNED, Izuku.]

1

[heir_conditioned]

My suggestion is share it. My bigger concern is how you got it, did you succumb to impulse buying? I've heard it happens to the best of us. As you are the best of us, I think you may be more susceptible.

5

[callmekacchan]

That tells me nothing.
The real question is are you giving up claim to the All Might costume?

Gorou | Genshin Impact | OTA | not in game

[pawprintings]

1. No, I don't want you to brush my tail. I don't care what drunk me said.

2. I don't even know what to do with myself anymore. I should get a new hobby.

3. text him, please~!

1

[battlebugs]

I mean, you sure? Up to you, doggie general, but I'm happy to help! Seems like it could be kinda hard to reach all of it on your own.

2

[rainswords]

May I inquire about your old hobby?

Cyno ⚖️ Genshin Impact ⚖️ OTA ⚖️not in game

[lordjackal]

1. He got a charley horse mid fight but I didn't loosen the reins.

2. Card games are an excellent exercise for the mind.

3. text him~!

1

[veardant]

Are you finished?

2

[rainswords]

Certainly. In fact, it's not through card games alone but also gaining knowledge by reading about different strategies to implement. Of course, solely relying on books isn't enough but putting what is learned into practice is what can help people grow.

xingqiu | genshin impact | ota

[rainswords]

1. Where did you go last night?
2. I'm allowed to serve liquor but I am not allowed to drink it.
3. It appears that we have given a few people the impression that we're in a relationship.
4. Excuse me, when and where would like us to meet so I can discreetly return your pants to you?
5. How does one remove a sleeping (possibly intoxicated) snowman from one's garden?
6. (text him)

1

[localweirdo]

Wouldn't you like to know?