network social #2

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network social #2

texts from last night!

Time for some good ol' Texts From Last Night!

With a text-style font like courier, list some texts that your characters might have sent while drunk.
Or hungover, or in the middle of the night, or earlier on in the afternoon ... anything goes!

Stuck for ideas? Check out the TFLN website for inspiration!

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Comments

tighnari | genshin impact | ota

[veardant]

1. I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
2. There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
3. I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for not telling me you made weed cookies. Would appreciate a warning, next time.
4.I'm treating myself to a "you've slept with yet another mr. wrong" breakfast.5. I’m good. I learned that a man ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
6. Text him!

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[indolentaxe]

don't worry about it. i'm sure whatever happened to that guy was entirely his own fault and totally deserved.

[veardant]

Deserved, huh?

[indolentaxe]

yes, deserved.

but i had nothing to do with it.

[Lies.]

[veardant]

I can believe the first part, not so sure about the second. What did he do?

[indolentaxe]

do you really think that a delicate flower like me could cause such trouble?

[Don't actually answer that.]

he was being a super creep.

[veardant]

Well, I'm not usually one to condone violence for the sake of it, but.. well, it does sound like he had it coming.

[indolentaxe]

yup! so don't worry about it. :)

1 ⚖️ not in game

[lordjackal]

Why would you be the alpha drunk?

[veardant]

Why wouldn't I be?

[lordjackal]

Because. I would be!

[veardant]

Is that so? You think you'd be in charge?

[lordjackal]

Of course.

[veardant]

Of course you'd think that. You can go on believing it.

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[fullgauntlet]

He usually shows up once he sees my phone number...

[veardant]

That sounds like a problem..

[fullgauntlet]

[When you have a paramedic on speed dial-]

I'm trying to get better about that...

[veardant]

[ MY CHILD, PLEASE.. ]

I certainly hope so. Taking care of your health is paramount, you know.

[fullgauntlet]

I'll be honest, I used to be a lot worse at taking care of myself. At least I don't need to call for help as often now? Haha...

[veardant]

Well, that's good to hear, but still.. all it takes is one bad accident.

[fullgauntlet]

You're right... It's definitely not like I want to call the paramedics all the time, haha.

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[callmekacchan]

He's not here for me.
He's probably here for my neighbor.

[Time to check on Izuku...]

[veardant]

What makes you say that? Something I should know about him?

[callmekacchan]

He's always getting injured.
Typically, paramedics deal with injured people.

[veardant]

Do they? I never would have guessed.
I'll keep an eye out for him, I suppose.