network social #2

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network social #2

texts from last night!

Time for some good ol' Texts From Last Night!

With a text-style font like courier, list some texts that your characters might have sent while drunk.
Or hungover, or in the middle of the night, or earlier on in the afternoon ... anything goes!

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Comments

Midoriya Izuku | My Hero Academia

[fullgauntlet]

1. What am I supposed to do with three gallons of apple sauce?

2. Does anyone know how to make friends with a raccoon? Or alternatively, how do I get a raccoon out of my cottage without getting some sort of infectious disease?

3. Why is part of my fence on the roof...

4. The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your bag you were my hero.

5. I just want you to know that if there is ever a costume party I'll let you dress up as Batman and I'll go as Robin. That's how much I care.

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[dendrosprout]

Why is there a raccoon in your cottage?

[She is CONCERNED, Izuku.]

[fullgauntlet]

Well... It started off with the smell of apple sauce, I think. And I haven't gotten around to patching the hole in the roof yet. And one thing led to another?

[Please help him???]

[dendrosprout]

[WHY IS THERE A HOLE IN YOUR ROOF????]

Is the raccoon angry right now?

[fullgauntlet]

[His cottage is crappy!! It's not his fault!!]

Ah... I actually think it's pretty happy. It's inside the apple sauce...pot...

But I don't want to hurt it! How do I get it out...

[dendrosprout]

That's good! A happy animal is easier to handle than an angry one.

The safest way to handle this is to sedate the animal. But I don't actually know what calms raccoons down. Maybe chamomile...?

[fullgauntlet]

Chamomile? I could maybe try to sneak some of that into the rest of the apple sauce?? Then I'd have to get closer to it. Gloves should be enough?

[dendrosprout]

How thick are the gloves? And do they go high on your sleeves?

[fullgauntlet]

They're my combat gloves so they're durable but they only go up just past my wrists...

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[heir_conditioned]

My suggestion is share it. My bigger concern is how you got it, did you succumb to impulse buying? I've heard it happens to the best of us. As you are the best of us, I think you may be more susceptible.

[fullgauntlet]

[Wow, calling him the best of us like that?! He's gonna blush!]

No, it's nothing like impulse buying, Todoroki-kun! It was actually... Well. My fruit tree? Sort of? Exploded with apples? And then I got bored so...

[heir_conditioned]

Exploded with them? You're not hurt are you?

[Aside from having a surplus of an item.]

[fullgauntlet]

No!

Wait. I mean that my tree suddenly had more apples than I could handle... I'm not sure why, still. Actually.

[heir_conditioned]

Oh. Okay, I understand. Could we make things with it? Maybe an apple soup?

[That's the next logical action. If it's already puree right?]

We could add cinnamon cereal. I had it once.

[Maybe don't let him help.]

[fullgauntlet]

Apple soup...?

[Shoto What]

I think you might mean some apple cider? That's usually hot and you add cinnamon?

[heir_conditioned]

No, I mean soup. We could find complimentary things to go in it and try eating it warm.

[He has no taste buds, only for soba.]

[fullgauntlet]

I guess that might work... I wouldn't be opposed to trying it out. At least all of this apple sauce wouldn't go to waste?

[It's no wonder Katsuki is going to have to cook for them later.]

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[callmekacchan]

That tells me nothing.
The real question is are you giving up claim to the All Might costume?

[fullgauntlet]

... I can only go so far, Kacchan.

[callmekacchan]

And you call yourself a friend.

[fullgauntlet]

Kacchan this is All Might we're talking about!!

[callmekacchan]

Yeah, and if you 'really' cared, you'd let me be All Might and you'd go as another hero.

[Nerds. Both of them. Huge fucking nerds.]

But fine.
I call Eraserhead in that case.

[fullgauntlet]

You getting the Batman costume shows that I care too?!

[It's not All Might but still??]

At least that's a good compromise... You would make a good Eraserhead.

[callmekacchan]

So what's your plan if we're here for Halloween?
You know how to sew an All Might cosplay?

[fullgauntlet]

I mean, I'm sure I could figure out how to. Or maybe ask someone to help me make an All Might cosplay. That would be fun.